But by far the easiest pieces of tail around any town of considerable size are the chicks who frequent the local club scene. As long as there’s loud, fast music that you can dance too, and an abundance of alcohol flowing on the tap, you’ll find the sexiest ass worth checking out in town. And did I mention how easy it was? Yes, I did, and it ought to be mentioned twice, so that it’ll go through that alcoholic haze of yours when you’re trolling for hot and horny chicks in the clubs at night.

Don’t be discouraged if you hit a few boring places, you might have walked into an old bar instead of a loose nightclub. But when you find the right place, don’t you dare leave, because you’ll be drowning in babes who’re kissing and fondling each other in between showing off each other’s ass cracks right in your face. You’ll get close up looks at their bootylicious behinds and their tight, thin panties for the price of a mug of beer. Now how can you beat something like that? I tell you what, you can’t beat it, all you can do is beat your monkey instead!

And if you’ve found a really hot place where the party’s really moving, you might get a view of smooth and bare pussy and ass instead of underwear. There are some really slutty chicks out there, and they get even sluttier when they’re nice and drunk, so don’t change that channel boy, just keep watching and you’ll be rewarded with a view that you can’t wait to take home with you and just choke the cyclops to all night long. Or you might even be able to cop a feel if you’re the lucky guy she stumbles against as she struggles to pull her panties down for the camera. Isn’t life just grand?

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