But by far, the hottest views of any chick when you’re out looking for something hot to stare at would be the sexy hotties who populate the very few topless beaches around the coastal areas. You just can’t top spotting a topless chick walking around when you’re looking for a voyeuristic buzz. A sexy girl with nice breasts splashing around in the surf will have you pitching a tent in your boardshorts faster than you can say “boobies”, which probably would be the first words that come out of your mouth when you spot one of these girls.

You know what would be better? Coming across two of these chicks! Hell, even if one of them wasn’t walking around topless, you’d still be having twice the fun, because you can then focus on her ass instead. Checking out the topless one’s titties while surreptitiously staring at the other one’s ass is a lip-smacking way of killing two birds with one stone. Besides, you should just be thankful that the topless one isn’t walking around with a boyfriend instead of another girl.

And if you aren’t brave enough to actually walk along the same beaches as these topless wonders, that’s ok. That’s what binoculars and telephoto lenses are for. You’ll cut an impressive figure ala MacArthur standing on a hill above that beach, wearing your aviator glasses and occasionally raising your binoculars to stare at the shore below, as if you were grimly contemplating the placement of your defenses. Of course it’s your meat missile that you’re really concerned about placing, so thank God for these half-naked chicks frolicking in the surf, because you can just take a snapshot now and shoot your load later in the comfort of your own home!

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